The Effect of Toilet Paper Tangles on Societal Productivity

Studied by Dr. B. Wipes

As a sociologist specializing in the intricacies of bathroom habits, I set out to investigate the impact of toilet paper tangles on the fabric of society. What I found was astonishing: a tangled mess of consequences that threaten the very foundations of our civilization.

Methodology:

I conducted an exhaustive survey of 1000 toilet paper users, gathering data on their tangle rates, browsing habits, and productivity.

Here are the findings:

71% of respondents experienced tangles in 1/3 of their toilet paper rolls.
42% of those with tangles reported decreased productivity due to excessive tangle-induced frustration.
85% admitted to using social media to complain about their tangles, wasting precious time.

Conclusion:

It is clear that toilet paper tangles have a significant impact on societal productivity. We must take steps to address this issue, lest we risk unraveling the very fabric of our society.

Learn more about the Tangle Movement.

Ways to Reduce Toilet Paper Tangles

Case Study: Jane Doe

Jane, a 32-year-old accountant, reported experiencing tangles in 4/10 of her rolls. She spent 2 hours scrolling through social media, complaining about her tangles, and lost an entire day's worth of productivity.